BY RYAN HORVATH Dear Ryan, See, I have this friend. He has this flaw where he thinks he is a total playboy. The problem is he’s not, at all. He is constantly cock-blocking me at parties thinking he has a better chance, its getting old. I figure somebody needs to tell him the truth, so [...]
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Getting real with Ryan
Dear Ryan, I have a big problem! I’m so bored with how my hair looks. I mean okay people say I have really nice hair, like really nice. I’m just so tired of hearing everyday how smooth and silky my long blonde hair is. I really want to drastically change my look but still fit [...]
Getting real with Ryan
by Ryan Horvath [Editor’s Note: Ryan is in no way qualified to give advice of any kind. He’s just a regular guy trying to complete his court-appointed community service.] Dear Ryan, I have a friend who lives with his girlfriend and their room smells like gross cheese. Sometimes I cannot breathe in their room and [...]
Getting real with Ryan
[Editor’s Note: Ryan is in no way qualified to give advice of any kind. He’s just a regular guy trying to get his ducks in a line.] Dear Ryan, “It has been 7 years now and I’ve been on and off trying to quit cigarettes. I really want to quit. Do you have any suggestions [...]
Rising bids for Rising Minds
On the evening of December 1st the nonprofit organization Rising Minds held a people auction in the Gorge to raise money for the organization. Rising Minds’ mission is “to unite people across borders to create and support organizations that will make positive, sustainable change.” Also stated in the mission statement is the belief that “education [...]
The blood makes the grass grow
BY RYAN HORVATH This year the Green Mountain College Rugby Football Club (GMCRFC) gave plenty of blood. Not to The Red Cross, but to the hallowed pitch on which they fought for every foot and on which they made their opponents fight even harder for every inch. With a team composed mostly of rookies the [...]
